1. Recite the alphabet forwards then backwards. 2. Swim with dolphins. 3. Learn calligraphy. 4. Spend time in the Peace Corps. 5. Take a backpacking trip for the weekend. 6. Learn two languages. 7. Write as well as Sylvia Plath. 8. Meet Ryan Gosling (ha ha ha). 9. Visit all fifty states and decide which is my favorite. 10. Memorize the periodic table. 11. Learn how to play a song on the harp. 12. Attempt veganism. 13. Visit Austrailia, New Zealand, Holland, Ireland. Scotland and Sweden. 14. Crochet a blanket (or if I won't finish it, a scarf). 15. Eliminate "hate" from my vocabulary. 16. Own every Sonic Youth album. 17. Get a claddagh ring.